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Willfully Delayed
I was dreading the return to the bike. More butt aching agony, and hopeless hills and I’d be back in the middle of nowhere where I’d be hanging out with snakes and rodents and smiley Read more…
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Off to be shot at…
So it’s official, I’ve become a lazy slob, Northern Thailand has sucked me in and hippyfied me. And two weeks later I’m till sitting here talking about leaving… I almost did today – almost – Read more…
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894 km of Butt Ache Later…
I was sweating water faster than I could drink it. It was one of those amazing phenomenas that showed me exactly why I had yet to see any other cyclists on the road! It was Read more…
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Faster than a Speeding Tractor
It’s not ideal having both an empty passport and a bicycle. The two just don’t quite seem to match up. I should be bouncing around the world mustering stamps and visas like my life depends Read more…
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Back to Bisex
[*’Bisex’ being ‘Basix’ mixed with ‘Bike’…. not ‘Bisexual’ – I tell you this now in an attempt to not disappoint just in case that is what you were after] The odd rest spot where sometimes you find Read more…
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Back to Bisex
[*’Bisex’ being ‘Basics’ mixed with ‘Bike’…. not ‘Bisexual’ – I tell you this now in an attempt to not disappoint just in case that is what you were after] It’s been a long time coming, but I Read more…
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Your Future Holds Wet Pants
Monks are chasing you with guns, toddlers are plastering you with toxic chemicals, around every corner lies a vicious terrorist just waiting to attack. There’s nowhere safe… nobody you can trust – it’s just you and at Read more…
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Avoiding Death, Elephatitus, and Busses. (In that order)
It was a rough day watching my little Mao (the Chinese tyrant bicycle) be loaded onto the roof of an unroadworthy bus and sadder still watching former cycle buddy, Rohan, pass us three times. It Read more…
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How to be a Sort-of-Proffessional-Long-Distance-Cycler-Person 101
So, I’ve been pretending to be a cyclist for a whole week now and I have much advice for all aspiring future long-distancesers. And while I know you think I might not be the best Read more…
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Battered Buttocks
My bum is blue. Let me rewind a little so that you don’t mistake me for a weirdo… It was a dark and stormy day down in Can Tou, Southern Vietnam and I was boarding Read more…