Cycle
First We Ate Your Wife
How do you end up adrift on the Pacific? And survive pirates? How do you accidentally cycle across a continent? Why didn’t you listen to your mother when she taught you not to hitchhike? Forced Read more…
Hustle
Just Kidding
Remember what it was like to be a kid? Your mum cooked your dinner and did your laundry. You didn’t know what a bill was. …You blissfully went to sleep in a warm bed without Read more…
Hustle
Let Go
A wise woman once said: “F*ck this sh#t.” And she lived happily ever after. Where are you sitting right now? What frustration has caused you to open Facebook and mindlessly scroll away? If you Read more…
Cycle
How to Tame a Gypsy
“Any animal that lacks sufficient mind to be flexible in how it responds to its environment cannot be tamed. Jellyfish, for example, certainly cannot be tamed. Earthworms, most likely can’t be tamed. However, some remarkably Read more…
Hustle
What’s Stopping You??
Fear of failure. Uncertainty. Disappointment. Fear of making a mistake. The fear of change. You don’t have the time. You don’t have the money. You have responsibilities. You have commitments. (My actual monetary situation when Read more…
Hustle
Beautiful Misfit
“Liar. Unlovable. Fake. Failure. Disgusting. Loser. Good for nothing. Unworthy. Worthless. Useless. Dirty. Ugly. Fat. Waste of time and space. Stupid. Burden. Lazy. Inferior. Mad. Freak. Boring. Dumb. Irresponsible. Foolish. In the way. Read more…
Hustle
Keep Spreading Hope
CoronAgeddon! The end of the world as we know it! A new world order of “curfews,” “lockdown,” “social distancing,” and “quarantine.” Fear-based societies. A dystopian planet. With the eradication of freedom, workplace, hugs, travel, restaurants, Read more…
Explore
What If?
I’m staring at a blank page and it acts as a mirror to my life! Here I am sat in Amsterdam wondering what to do next… Where do I go? What do Read more…
Explore
Without a Crutch
If you’ve ever met me or read this blog (not that anybody actually reads this blog) you’ll know that I am a hopeful homeless vagabond gypsy with no shoes or sense of direction. I own Read more…
Hustle
Give Me Back My Leg!!
It’s cold. It’s wet. And I’m cripple… The relentless grey sky breaks only to shower me and the [really really old] puppies I need to walk three times a day… Which, I might add, is Read more…