Becoming a Vegetarian : The Bottom of the Food Chain

For 8 days, 8 hours and 16 minute I’ve resided at the bottom of the food chain. I’ve become a vegetarianist.

What used to be dinner:

Now feasts on  me:

And I’m sure you’re thinking that I’m overreacting, but it took less than 3 days to get this:

And there’s nothing that quite makes you reconsider your life choices as a good chomp at your man size calves…but I did get a free tetanus shot and antibiotics and pain killers out of the indecent (maybe even free rabies) and they say the best things in life are free…

After all, I came to Borneo to be a vegetarian, and a vegetarianist I shall at least attempt to be. 

Along with my new found [mandatory] love for veggies has come other lifestyle changes too:

(because if you’re going to change, you may as well do it drastically)

Some of them temporary:

And some of them long term:

 (and by this I mean months… not days or hours – MONTHS!)

I’m no longer a homeless gypsy

 I no longer have only a dirty Teddy for company

I no longer lurk in brothel-like accommodations

An email I received a couple of months back made me reroute my quest for Spain land (https://bearfootgypsy.com/wp/2010/11/23/bringing-gypsy-back/)

And led me to a life of luxury (albeit currently in a boat yard) aboard my new home, the Fiddler

She’s headed West, via South Africa, to the Caribbean (which is only a minor detour really).

And aboard her I will hopefully learn the art of sailing and deck handing and overcoming sea sickness and see a world of beautifulnesses that few have the opportunity to see .

And even though I’m required to be a vegetarian whilst onboard (which I’m trying out properly – if you’re going to try something, you may as well give it a real go) it’s an incredible opportunity I couldn’t possibly pass up.

And it gets better too, the crew’s amazing and they don’t even slightly appear to be human traffickers or psycho-killers

Captain Kirk’s the bearded wonder at the back, and Jim’s  the crazy face at the front The rest have been hard at work painting, scraping, washing and ensuring I won’t be shipwrecking a second time in a year

And that’s a lot of change rolled into one, but exciting things lay ahead and if I can survive 8 days as a vegetarian without even being a little bit dead(apart from the hole in my leg), I think I’ll be okay – now I just have to adapt to a life of luxury

And seeing as it’s just gone 02h30 I really should be getting to bed – today’s [hopefully] launch day.