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Back to Bisex
[*’Bisex’ being ‘Basics’ mixed with ‘Bike’…. not ‘Bisexual’ – I tell you this now in an attempt to not disappoint just in case that is what you were after] It’s been a long time coming, but I Read more…
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Your Future Holds Wet Pants
Monks are chasing you with guns, toddlers are plastering you with toxic chemicals, around every corner lies a vicious terrorist just waiting to attack. There’s nowhere safe… nobody you can trust – it’s just you and at Read more…
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Avoiding Death, Elephatitus, and Busses. (In that order)
It was a rough day watching my little Mao (the Chinese tyrant bicycle) be loaded onto the roof of an unroadworthy bus and sadder still watching former cycle buddy, Rohan, pass us three times. It Read more…
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How to be a Sort-of-Proffessional-Long-Distance-Cycler-Person 101
So, I’ve been pretending to be a cyclist for a whole week now and I have much advice for all aspiring future long-distancesers. And while I know you think I might not be the best Read more…
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Battered Buttocks
My bum is blue. Let me rewind a little so that you don’t mistake me for a weirdo… It was a dark and stormy day down in Can Tou, Southern Vietnam and I was boarding Read more…
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Get me to the Church on Time
It’s recently been bought to my attention that I have a wedding in 3 weeks. Not mine. No. That would be more worrying (mostly because I plan to elope and you can’t pre-plan elopage). Despite Read more…