I recently survived two weeks in Adelaide. This is utterly remarkable, don’t you think?! [R]adelaide has more serial killers per capita than any other city in the world (strange I know) and more violent biker Read more…
The “Before I Happen to Die” List (The January 2011 version) 1) Overcome my fear of tomatoes 2) Start an empire (Lookout Mr Branson!) 3) Lick a kangaroo 4) Get a criminal record for something Read more…
“Welcome to the real world!” said the passport control man. I shot him a slightly worried “Surely you’re not talking about Australia?” glance and he quickly waved me on to customs… It’s been almost 24 Read more…
“I’ll move to whichever country wins the world cup” That was June and even I thought I was joking. But with a one-way ticket in my hand I’m beginning to believe it. Being an indecisive Read more…