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One Life – Love It!
Somebody recently pointed out that I turn 30 next year, and subconsciously I started preparing myself for my impending demise… Come 30 I even thought my licking days would have to be over… And Read more…
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45 Hours. And two minutes.
It was only a few hours ago that I finished up work for the day and realized it was the first time since my true gypsy days that I had more than a day off Read more…
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It’s too Late When you’re Dead
For 12 years we sat in captivity discussing life on the other side. We talked about knights on noble steeds, of frolicking in fields of flowers and envisioned ourselves saving the world. We all plotted Read more…
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Life. (Because you’re not dead yet)
Once upon a new years eve… in a car bar… because you don’t actually have to go out to have fun… Bungee jumping, licking a president, reproducing, writing a novel, taxidermising a pet, starting an Read more…
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Take any Old Year – Turn it Stupendously Epic
I’m not sure how I’ve survived 2012: I’ve fallen 869 times, crashed 3 motorbikes, blown 17 bicycle tyres, licked any and everything, hitched 2687 km, cycled 2953 km, motorbiked 3214 km, sailed some 13 060.8 Read more…
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Travel the World, Lick Things, Be Super-human
Licking a friend Licking a camper van Licking the ruflasia, Malaysia What have you licked lately? I ask this because statistically (probably… I think, maybe) us humans don’t lick enough. We see things and hear Read more…
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5 Years as a Gypsy Girl
No child ever dreams of growing up to be a gypsy… In fact, personally I wanted to be a pirate… or a mermaid… or a, hmmmm, I forget … PLANS CHANGE! In fact, by the Read more…
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Looking for Unicorns
“Where to?” asked Karen, Australian hitch-hikee the thirty second. I had yet to consult maps and formulate any plans, but it was time to leave the comforts of Coffs Harbour’s real beds and canoes and Read more…
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The World by Toilets : Melbourne
It may be unfair to judge a city purely by its toilets – but for some – with all the crap they have going on in them – the toilets really are just about the Read more…
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The “Before I happen to Die or Stop Existing” List
The “Before I Happen to Die” List (The January 2011 version) 1) Overcome my fear of tomatoes 2) Start an empire (Lookout Mr Branson!) 3) Lick a kangaroo 4) Get a criminal record for something Read more…