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Return of the Gypsy
Yes, it’ the sequel… It’s time to finish what was started…My old friend, Unemployment, has returned to me and it’s now or never (so obviously it’s now). Back in 2010, when my Soccer World Cup Read more…
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Salt, Rice, and Paper Towels.
Life is full of interesting problems. Theft, murder, speedos, unemployment, poverty, delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, bad taste in clothing, cockroaches, the list goes on and on… But I think I have found the answer to Read more…
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Lucky to be Stabbed
“It hurts less if I stab the right cheek.” The door was locked. I was stuck in a corner. There was absolutely no escaping this one. She leaned in with a fiercely terrifying smile and Read more…
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Dear mom; I’m an addict
Dear mom I know you’ve always told me to steer away from drugs but I got really really high the other day and had one of those epiphanies that only really happens under the influence Read more…
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One Life – Love It!
Somebody recently pointed out that I turn 30 next year, and subconsciously I started preparing myself for my impending demise… Come 30 I even thought my licking days would have to be over… And Read more…
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45 Hours. And two minutes.
It was only a few hours ago that I finished up work for the day and realized it was the first time since my true gypsy days that I had more than a day off Read more…
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Murdering a Gypsy
A little part of myself died earlier today. And not just the skin cells I lost in the shower. No, it goes way deeper than that! As I tidied the garage this morning (or mostly Read more…
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HELP!!!!
I had a moment of weakness this week. Trust me, it doesn’t happen very often (which is why I can fix tyres with nothing but grass, petrol and a match; and how I know my Read more…
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Happiness [and why you should laugh at those more miserabler]
I always smile a little bit more when I see miserable people – they always remind me how ridiculous it is to not be happy. I took a walk to the shops the other day Read more…
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Old and Lonely
It’s really amazing how one minute you’re doing your weekend grocery and vital Easter egg shopping and the next you’re surrounded by ambulances and blood… Three missed calls and a rude message later I finally Read more…