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A Grave Revalation
Whilst I’ve changed my opinion on pirates, tomatoes and the meaning of life; I’ve always been a firm believer in the fact that all things are possible [except roller skating backwards through a revolving door Read more…
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The End of the Chapter
It’s amazing how life rolls on… One random Chapter after the next…. CHAPTER 1- Growing Up Back in 1984 1984 -1980somrtthing Also in the 80s CHAPTER 2 – Growing a brain This is not actually Read more…
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Life. (Because you’re not dead yet)
Once upon a new years eve… in a car bar… because you don’t actually have to go out to have fun… Bungee jumping, licking a president, reproducing, writing a novel, taxidermising a pet, starting an Read more…
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A Day in the Life of a Couch
I’ve made really good friends with the couch of late. There’s something about being the only unemployed individual in a house that leads you to find this kind of companionship. But I tell you now Read more…
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Rotted Milk
There are two types of choices: good ones; and bad ones. Life’s a whole lot better when you make the good ones… I should have realized this last week already. But I didn’t No, instead I didn’t smell Read more…
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How to make a Million… Maybe.
It was a bright and sunshiny Sunday evening. The pizza was ordered, the black label drafts were flowing… across from us sat a man with far too much butt crack showing, but the alternative views Read more…
Cycle
Take any Old Year – Turn it Stupendously Epic
I’m not sure how I’ve survived 2012: I’ve fallen 869 times, crashed 3 motorbikes, blown 17 bicycle tyres, licked any and everything, hitched 2687 km, cycled 2953 km, motorbiked 3214 km, sailed some 13 060.8 Read more…
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Out of the Abyss : Still a Blip in a Vortex of Blue
[continued from http://barefootedgypsy.blogspot.com/2012/11/into-abyss-but-blip-in-ocean.html] Week 3 and still we hadn’t caught up to the drowning sun. The heavens still had balls of fire to fling about. The ocean still held suicidal fish to die upon our Read more…
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Into the Abyss : But a Blip in the Ocean
“When I grow up, I wanna be a pirate.” – Former me, age 5ish… And I really did. I wanted to swing by ropes from boat to boat waving plastic swords (all swords are plastic Read more…
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Some Epic Title… [The End of My World]
TEN…. NINE…. EIGHT… Thoughts are racing around my head like a giant disorganized herd of pregnant water buffalo playing ice hockey with sharpened samurai swords: Are we actually ready? What have we forgotten? Will we Read more…