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Life’s a celebration!!!
Because sometimes when you try and subtly lick, it backfires, and they lick back…. It’s 4am and my alarms yelling at me to get up. It’s the last thing that I wanted to do after Read more…
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Friday the Fourteenth
A terrible thing just happened… I found out it was February… I’m not quite sure how that happened!!?? And, to make things worse, someone just pointed out that Friday’s valentines day… After redigesting the mini Read more…
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The Most Extraordinary Place on Earth
The first full crew photo Imagine a land where everyone drives a Ford Escourt… A land thousands of miles away from the real world… A land where alcohol is everywhere and food is scarce… A Read more…
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Salt, Rice, and Paper Towels.
Life is full of interesting problems. Theft, murder, speedos, unemployment, poverty, delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, bad taste in clothing, cockroaches, the list goes on and on… But I think I have found the answer to Read more…
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Lucky to be Stabbed
“It hurts less if I stab the right cheek.” The door was locked. I was stuck in a corner. There was absolutely no escaping this one. She leaned in with a fiercely terrifying smile and Read more…
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Dear mom; I’m an addict
Dear mom I know you’ve always told me to steer away from drugs but I got really really high the other day and had one of those epiphanies that only really happens under the influence Read more…
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One Life – Love It!
Somebody recently pointed out that I turn 30 next year, and subconsciously I started preparing myself for my impending demise… Come 30 I even thought my licking days would have to be over… And Read more…
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45 Hours. And two minutes.
It was only a few hours ago that I finished up work for the day and realized it was the first time since my true gypsy days that I had more than a day off Read more…
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Murdering a Gypsy
A little part of myself died earlier today. And not just the skin cells I lost in the shower. No, it goes way deeper than that! As I tidied the garage this morning (or mostly Read more…
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HELP!!!!
I had a moment of weakness this week. Trust me, it doesn’t happen very often (which is why I can fix tyres with nothing but grass, petrol and a match; and how I know my Read more…