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Happiness [and why you should laugh at those more miserabler]
I always smile a little bit more when I see miserable people – they always remind me how ridiculous it is to not be happy. I took a walk to the shops the other day Read more…
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Old and Lonely
It’s really amazing how one minute you’re doing your weekend grocery and vital Easter egg shopping and the next you’re surrounded by ambulances and blood… Three missed calls and a rude message later I finally Read more…
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It’s too Late When you’re Dead
For 12 years we sat in captivity discussing life on the other side. We talked about knights on noble steeds, of frolicking in fields of flowers and envisioned ourselves saving the world. We all plotted Read more…
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A Grave Revalation
Whilst I’ve changed my opinion on pirates, tomatoes and the meaning of life; I’ve always been a firm believer in the fact that all things are possible [except roller skating backwards through a revolving door Read more…
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Life. (Because you’re not dead yet)
Once upon a new years eve… in a car bar… because you don’t actually have to go out to have fun… Bungee jumping, licking a president, reproducing, writing a novel, taxidermising a pet, starting an Read more…
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A Day in the Life of a Couch
I’ve made really good friends with the couch of late. There’s something about being the only unemployed individual in a house that leads you to find this kind of companionship. But I tell you now Read more…
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Rotted Milk
There are two types of choices: good ones; and bad ones. Life’s a whole lot better when you make the good ones… I should have realized this last week already. But I didn’t No, instead I didn’t smell Read more…
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How to make a Million… Maybe.
It was a bright and sunshiny Sunday evening. The pizza was ordered, the black label drafts were flowing… across from us sat a man with far too much butt crack showing, but the alternative views Read more…
Cycle
Take any Old Year – Turn it Stupendously Epic
I’m not sure how I’ve survived 2012: I’ve fallen 869 times, crashed 3 motorbikes, blown 17 bicycle tyres, licked any and everything, hitched 2687 km, cycled 2953 km, motorbiked 3214 km, sailed some 13 060.8 Read more…
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Do you Speak Lion?
Us human types are always on the run. As an African, I learned to run before I could walk – it’s the only way to dodge the lions and hippos and the Tokaloshe. And then you Read more…